BEFORE YOU HIT THE *FOLLOW* BUTTON…

I am not a madridista.

Yes, you read right. Contrary to (probs) the content of the first few posts you see and what my URL might seem to suggest (ref: ABOUT section, far left), I am indeed a CULÉ, born and raised. I simply don’t subscribe to the age-old adage of wanting to take theoretical/hypothetical/metaphorical/metaphysical/actual shits on my ‘enemies’ [on most days].

This blog is meant to be an open forum for me to post all things football-related from selections, clubs, and individuals. Me posting an individual or two from a certain club doesn’t necessarily indicate my support for that club; it simply means one of three things:
1.) I find something in it to be remarkably amusing or humorous,
2.) I respect that individual, most likely for being a talented or dedicated one-club player (i.e. Raùl) OR
3.) I am so inexcusably sexually frustrated by everything that person chooses to do, wear, say, sing and BE aka the post is about Sergio Ramos. I regret nothing.

I don’t want to chase you away or come off as abrasive, but I didn’t want to mislead you, either. Lately I’ve been having quite a number of madridistas/RM supporters follow me and it makes me curious as to whether or not they will shit bricks in utter disgust/surprise when Barça has a match and I am flooding their dash with my posts about how much I want to run my fingers through- and bury my face in Puyol’s majestic mane or liken Éric Abidal’s skills to a mythical magic creature.

However— if you’d still like to follow me, by all means, please do. Can’t say I didn’t warn you, though!